Orchid Outriggers
were built to have fun in, and this is our idea of having FUN!

I know what you're thinking looking at this
outrigger "surfing" foto. You're thinking something along the lines
of:
"O-Bradda, t's crazy, old, haole, boys got
lot to
learn bout canoe surfing, must be some kina wise-guys. Nice hulei,
Pau, suckaa!"
For those of you who don't speak pidgeon, that would
translate to:
"Oh-brother, these crazy, old, white dudes, it
seems have much to learn about the ancient sport of outrigger
canoe surfing. Good luck! Nice 360, Game over,
Sucker!"
Well, you're right. But it must be pointed out that
the plight of the passengers (and at this point in their adventure,
I assure you that their status had degraded to that solely of
passengers. Intrepid, albeit helpless, passengers) in the above
pictured outrigger, was not of their doing. Unbeknown to them, the
canoes designer had made one little mistake. Thus the moment they
stroked into the wave, their fate was sealed, and in seconds they
were enjoying a brisk dip in 52 degree the Pacific Ocean on "spin
cycle." Invigorating when you dressed in shorts and a t-shirt. Once
again the immutable laws of hydrodynamics, and how they apply to
planeing surfaces, stood firm.
Although the Orchid Outrigger appears to be a mild-mannered,
run-of-the-mill, two-seat outrigger, it's under-body (bottom) is a giant longboard. As Howard Dean would say . . . .
YEEEEEE-HAAWW (oops, we got a little carried away). I know it seems
silly, but we just couldn't resist . . . we're surfers. Man, its got
about fourteen feet of planeing surface, gentle rocker curve, just a
little kick in the nose . . . SWEE-E-E-E-T! (oh, sorry). Anyway, it
catches waves real easy, and when it starts to plane, well, it
accelerates like a Mahi-Mahi after a flying fish. That's when all
the trouble starts. We built the ama with an elliptical cross
section, a round bottom (WRONG - duh), no planeing surface, it can't keep-up with the
hull (duh again). The result was an uncontrollable yawing to PORT, the
ama subsequently being sucked up the wave's face, followed by the
canoe and occupants receiving a thorough and comprehensive thrashing
(duh for the third time).

Paddling Out
Swimming In

The bold, the brave, the hypothermic.
Tom Crosser & Dan Samson
Note: Surfer brothers-in-law make most excellent
test pilots (read: guinea pigs). When given the impromptu
opportunity to test the Orchid Outriggers' surfing performance, they
weighed the consequences and committed themselves to a bold course
of action. Never mind the water temp was 52 degrees and they were in
shorts and t-shirts. Never mind the wave was breaking over a
particularly nasty stone reef. And never mind that their wives and
families were watching the entire spectacle from the beach. With the
only instructions being "don't worry, be happy" and no admonitions
like "don't break it," they were free to heed that inner voice that
all surfers hear - "go for it!" And "go for it" they did - stylish
take-off and turn, followed by an equally stylish "flying ama" and a
360. Sadly, the style points ended here as the canoe, ama, and
paddlers/passengers disappeared from view, only to reappear in a
somewhat tattered condition, washing ashore in a loose formation.
Style points gave way to "atta-boys!" as the paddlers/passengers,
now swimmers, treated the spectators to some great "rock dancing"
while they guided the canoe and ama (now separate entities), over
the exposed reef and to the beach. Once on the beach they were
inducted as the founding members, into the Broken iako Club.
We had surfed the
canoe in small waves before and noted this tendency for the craft to
turn in the direction of the ama, but after Dan and Tom's most excellent
surf adventure it was obvious something had to change or we were
going to be building bunches of iakos and doing lots of swimming. (With
all due respect to Jack O'Neil, surf leashes didn't seem like a good
solution to the swimming part of the problem.)
So it was back to the
drawing board. The objective was to design an ama bottom with the
ability to plane and keep up with the speed of the canoes' hull,
allowing the canoe to be steered while riding a wave. Now, the
"drawing board" in our case was any flat surface back at the shop
covered in dust. I first observed this technique of designing in the
dust when I was a boy at Joe Quiggs surfboard/catamaran shop on 31st
Street in Newport Beach. This technique was expedient and efficient,
besides being environmentally sound. No paper, no pencils, no
erasers, and the dust you create serves a secondary function. And,
as long as you're working hard, you have lots of dust in which to
draw more plans.
The original ama
design was dubbed the "birding" ama; the "surfing" ama was born. The
original bottom design was deepened and given a very shallow "V"
shaped planeing surface. This planeing surface was then cut-away or
stepped at a point about mid-way down the ama's length. Hopefully
with this design
the ama would plane, get up on the step, and free-up in terms of
hydrodynamic drag.
Early tests in small
surf seem to indicate success. The canoe now responds to steering
inputs while riding waves. We are eagerly awaiting the arrival of
the winter surf season and the opportunity to put theory into
practice. In the future we might consider offering these surf
adventures to the public. To that end, our legal staff is developing
a release form that incorporates a "last will and testament" and-or
"suicide letter."
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